<h2> You die in the forest. How do you die? </h2>
Were you murdered by someone you once trusted, then buried under a tree? [[Yes|Murdered]]
Did you hang yourself from the tallest tree? [[Yes|Suicide]]
Did you die of natural causes? Grow old and take a permanent dirt nap under your favorite tree? [[Yes|Natural Causes]]
Were you hiking and attacked by a wild animal? [[Yes|Killed by Forest]]
Had you sat under your favorite tree, only for its roots to magickally come up from the ground and pull you under the earth? [[Yes|Kidnapped by Forest]] So you've been caught unawares in the forest and been murdered by someon you once trusted. No worries, you get an afterlife. How will you spend it?
[[Haunting Your Murderer]]?
[[Watching Over Loved Ones|Loved Ones]]?
[[In the Other Realm|Other Realm]]?I'm sorry you felt this way. Well, you get an afterlife. How do you spend it?
[[By becoming a tree that kills anyone who comes close|Kills Near By]]?
[[By watching Over Loved Ones|Loved Ones]]?You died of natural causes in the woods... almost poetic. Grew to an old age, and crawled under a tree for a nap in the dirt that would become permanent.
How do you want to spend you afterlife?
[[Watching Over Loved Ones|Loved Ones]] or [[Become a Forest Guardian Spirit|Forest Guardian Spirit]] You caught a wild animal unawares, or maybe you just looked delicious. No worries, you get an afterlife. How will you spend it?
[[By becoming a Forest Guardian Spirit to prevent others from meeting the same fate|Forest Guardian Spirit]]?
[[By killing the forest in revenge|Kill the Forest]]?
Oh and by the way you are a tree now. I see something magickal in the forest kidnapped you. Well, you aren't dead. Yet. So you have two options, and one of them is really only a courtesy, though I don't know how you earned it.
You can come back as a [[Sentient Tree that Kidnaps More People in the Forest|Kidnapper Tree]] (the courtest option; at least you'll be in the Overworld) or you can try your absolute darnedest to try to survive the [[Other Realm]] Makes sense makes sense. Good luck! But this is a for the rest of their life thing. You will not be permitted peace until they are dead. We'll reevaluate then. Happy haunting. This place is dangerous. The rules, if there are any, are different than where you come from. Good luck! My work here is done. A noble and wise choice. Enjoy your days protecting the forest and the kind souls that come this way. You basically have the same job I do now.You know that eventually, once you kill the whole forest, you too will die? Permanantly. There is nothing after this. You will be gone. Kamikaze, I believe. And I'll be left to clean up you messes. So, thanks for that. A bit vengeful, no? Well, who am I to judge. You're probably right. As an evil tree, you can kill anyone and anything that comes close. Congrats, I think. Are you sure? They will get annoying, no matter how much you love them. Well, you've decided already anyway. No takesie-backsies. Sorry, company policy. A desperate measure to live among humans. I respect it. Maybe not the most ethical way, but I'll allow it. Oh, if it wasn't clear, you are no longere human. You are now a tree that kidnaps any human who steps into your grove, and with a built in portal, you transport them to the Other Realm where I get to deal with them. Lucky me. Oh, and you can't pick and choose. Anyone and everyone. Toodles!